Brutally honest AI feedback
Brutal feedback.
Real results.
Upload your resume for an AI roast that lands the joke and the fix. Then turn the verdict into a shareable Roast Card—or quietly rebuild before your next application.
Free to start. You choose what gets shared.
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The verdict
Good start, but your resume is doing the bare minimum.
Actionable fix
Quantify impact. Show results, not tasks.
Sample verdict
“Your summary says everything—except why anyone should hire you.”
The Roastfolio promise
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to act on.
No invented praise. The roast calls out what is unclear, generic, or wasting precious page space.
At least one real fix. Every result pairs the punchline with a practical next move.
How Roastfolio works
Three steps between denial and a better draft.
Fast feedback for job seekers who do not need another vague checklist.
- 01
Upload your resume
Drop in a PDF or image. Roastfolio scans the story, structure, and language recruiters see first.
- 02
Get the roast and the repair
Receive sharp feedback without empty insults—every roast includes a concrete change you can make.
- 03
Share your Roast Card
Turn the verdict into a screenshot-ready card built for sharing, tagging, and friendly intervention.
Simple by design
Start with the burn. Pay for the rebuild.
Your first roast is free. When you want more detailed feedback and a rewrite, it is there when you are ready.
Detailed Roast + Rewrite
$5
When it launches
- Deeper feedback
- Rewrite suggestions
- Priority queue
FAQ
Reasonable questions. Unreasonably direct answers.
Your next draft starts here
Let your resume hear the hard truth.
Upload it, take the joke, make the fix, and send a stronger version.
Roast My Resume